February 2010
January 2010
I NEED MORE SAUCE.
– Sarah (via bonjourfille)
bonjourfille:
textsfromlastnight:
(206): You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the “ducks fly together” speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack…quack..
Must. Marry. This. Person.
Most disturbing conversation about blowjobs...
For real. I don’t even know how I’ll look at Sundays the same.
The Dramatics of a Bagel
Nikki: Aww mannnn. I made one side too fat.
Me: Story of my life...