Uh, I don’t have texting. But I was messaging Bro. So: Bro, a handgun, and tea.
Fuck yes, I am gonna live. I will have Miranda, a bow and arrow, and M&Ms.
I’ve got Tabitha, a lightsaber, and apples with almond butter. WE’RE GOOD TO GO LADY.
James (I already won, everyone go home), a Dahl SMG, and pineapple.
Hallie, sword, pizza.
Margaret, candy cane, pancakes.
My friend Katie, a sword, and popcorn.
Jamie, a banana, and Cheetos.
We’re screwed.
(Source: victran)