mynameisdildobaggins:

my sister tried out the iphone 5 panorama effect. this was the result. and yes. that is me in the back. 

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grimmyneutron:

no boyfriend november 

i knew i could do it

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girl-germs:

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toodoxiesandtwomanyshoes:

So this happened.

Any excuse I have to use this one is good enough for me:

Today I tried to explain to somebody why dog shaming is so fucking funny. I guess you either get it or you don’t.

that last dog gives no fucks. You can tell by his eyes. He’s going to do it again and again and YOU CAN’T STOP HIM (or HER)

oh god i am actually crying right now actual tears are coming out of my eyes i’m laughing so hard i think my skull is going to explode

Not relevant to anything ever but hahahahaha dog shaming

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I’d throw up every morning, pull my nails out, take a wrench to all my teeth.
To put a ring upon your digit, have you fidget in your bed with me.
Anything for you.
Do anything for you.  

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nickee-coco:

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I swear on everything this guy was at my house Friday night =|

oh my fucking god. yes. it was the weirdest/best thing that has ever happened to me. 

ahaha Nicole, I’m so glad you made it out for the whole ridiculous experience!

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